Saturday, March 29, 2008

things we have learned in california:

1. caitlin is a horrible driver
2. anything edible within a 5 mile radius of us must be killed immediately
3. lindsay likes cats
4. jenny is the youngest child
5. jenny is the mom
6. jenny adds flavour to any dish
7. not one of us is capable of reading a map except for ben tilson and even he has issues at times
8. avocados make everything better
9. a ford taurus is not built for 6 people
10. jazz clubs are the bomb
11. the grim exists
12. caitlin is a horrible driver
13. caitlin and jenny will never actually go running
14. sometimes emily and heather act like 2-year-olds
15. lindsay makes weird noises
16. jenny is incapable of blowing up an air mattress
17. jenny wore shorts the entire time, despite our fervent warnings
18. cranberry concentrate + glorious grains will rip your insides out
19. all street signs must be pronounced with a spanish accent
20. caitlin's mom is a great cook
21. you would be a bad driver too if you lived here
22. heather always responds to crunk men on the beach
23. we are expert fire builders
24. we can make stockbrot(cker)
25. and yes, nate, despite popular belief, we look good at the beach