Camp Poconos

Act I
Monday

Arrivals.


Act II
Tuesday

Matt and Nate commune with the woods while girls sit on warm rocks and Whoredan falls into water.
Travel to pool.
Boys complain. Girls read anyway.
"But if pandas as extinct, they'll have to stop making stuffed pandas." -Emily
"But they still make stuffed dinosaurs." -Sonja

Act III
Wednesday

Sad attempts at volleyball.
More pool. More reading.
Kat and Justin arrive.
Campfire.
"90% of women are vegetarians." -Justin
"NO! I'M NOT A BABY HO!" -Caitlin

Act IV
Thursday

Romping through water and woods. We jump from things. We climb things. We scrape our elbows and bruise our legs.
We starve.
"Yeah like that Spanish sandwich you wrote about." -Heather

Act V
Friday

Kat and Sonja explore New Jersey.
Emilio and Whoredan go on a rescue mission.
Others go on a hike. And starve.
Distracted by possible outcome of rescue mission by Wii.
Lindsay arrives unexpectedly.
Embraces.
Campfire.
We opt for cinematic genius with The Hottie and the Nottie.
"A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers." -Paris Hilton as the Hottie

Act VI
Saturday

Reunion ends.